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Friday, January 9, 2009




Holidays ended ! It is time for school again !

Here is one funny joke which i found from the internet.


The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:

"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered - "I guess you'd be eating alone!"


Here is another joke too.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher.


Eh , here is one last joke. Haha.


In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment?"

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said "As long as you drink and smoke , you won't have worms."


Eh ! School is a little bit boring ! Haha.


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